Yesterday I saw one had appeared called "#nicerfilmtitles", films that have already been made but renamed to sound more pleasant. I was jealous I didn't think of it first, and also was looking for a quick joke writing exercise, so instead of coming up with my own topic I posted 50+ entries in an effort to dominate the game. I gained about 30 followers and lost about 10 (I guess some people want their Twitter feed to be quiet like a library, because they are lame). Some of these are pretty dumb, but I think there's a few good ones in there.
Here they are, reposted from my Twitter account:
- A Streetcar Named Complacency
- Das Slipper
- Schindler's Kindle
- A Drive-Thru Truth
- Friend-Requesting Sarah Marshall
- G.I. Joe: The Rise of COBRA Insurance
- Drag me to Help
- The Rocky Road Picture Show
- Teen Poodle
- No Country Time Lemonade for Old Men
- You Got Soft-Served
- Madea Goes to Screenwriting School
- Zach and Miri Make a Hummingbird Documentary
- The Curious Case of Benjamin Velcro
- You've Got Actual Mail
- The Mood Ring of the Christ
- Angels and Naughty Retired Angels
- The Da Vinci Sudoku
- Traditional Funeral at Bernie's
- There Will Be Ketchup
- Skinks on a Plane
- The Shawshank Probation
- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Taking a Power Nap
- Best-Selling Fiction
- Mars Cuddles!
- The Penultimate of the Mohicans
- Interview with the Blood Donor
- Ferris Bueller's Perfect Attendance Award
- Skepticism and Criticism in Las Vegas
- Donnie Pouto
- Inactive Poets Society
- So I Married an Axe Sharpener
- The Shushing of the Lambs
- Napoleon Sparkler
- Edward Safetyscissorhands
- Time Out to Smoochy
- The Day the Earth Chilled Out for a Second
- Bram Stoker's Shut-In
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Helmet
- Minor Pickle in Little China
- 10 Things I'd Like to Sit Down and Discuss About You
- V for Validation
- Chinchillatouille
- Reconcile Bill
- Flying Nocturnal Mammal Gentleman Begins
- Ghostrehabilitationers
- This is Spinal Support
- Barton Marmot (I realize now that I blended the meanings of "Fink" with "Mink". Maybe "Barton Jerk"?)
- Dr. Speciallove
- The Post-Binge Dehydration
- Horseplay Club
- The Empire has a Bee in its Bonnet
- Taking the Scenic Route in Translation


